Tuesday, August 4, 2009


This princess believes she doesn't like the new American dating rules (or lack thereof) in this life, the Universe, and everything. It used to be the men would court the women and they'd have the nerve to initiate the process, but nowadays it seems the men have no nerve other than to stare. How can the modern male be helped to start the chase? Here are some possible solutions:
  • They could mimic the outspread wing stance of the wandering albatross. That'll get a girl's attention.
  • They could don a foreign accent. True story: One drunk Englishman told this princess his accent is a "babe magnet".
  • They could show their feminine side and ask for help. The grocery store is a great place to start. Once the attractive lady is spotted the suitor sidles up to her and asks, "Do you think I should get these non-organic grapes? Does the good of the flavanoids outweigh the bad of the sulfites?" She'll admire his nutritional knowledge and be pleased by his deference to her own keen sense of nutrition. It's win-win!

So there's help and hope out there for the American male who has failure to launch issues. Think of the possiblities guys!

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